"Twilight Sparkle was no more aware of her destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India trading company..."
"It's a bypass... You've got to build bypasses..."
"Twilight Sparkle, do you have any idea how much damage this bulldozer will sustain if I let it roll right over you?" "No... How much?" "None at all." By an astounding coincidence, it was the exact same amount of suspicion that Twilight had that her friend Applejack wasn't actually from Ponyville, but from a planet around the distant star Betelgeuse, and wasn't descended from an ape pony at all...
First thing I thought of when I saw this picture! Who's with me?
It's a lovely day outside, Twilight... forget about the paperwork for a while, it'll still be there tomorrow! But this beautiful day will never come back again once it's passed, so you gotta enjoy it while it lasts.